Cock Mocking Phone Sex

It’s The Happy Humiliatrix back again, and I want to talk about cock mocking phone sex! There are so many ways to approach a mock the cock call. I have no cookie cutter script, and like to wing it. Your Mistress likes variety and so do the members of my little dicky brigade! I can’t imagine doing the same thing on every call. How boring! So, today’s kinky focus is what it’s like to have your small penis compared with an ebony rod.

The embarrassment alone is enough to make your shrimp dick tingle in arousal. When it comes to floppy jalopies sessions I like to take my time and go over every LITTLE detail. There is a pun in there, ha. Now, I want you to imagine that standing right in front of you is a hot man. Tall and extremely handsome with a carved stomach and muscular arms, etc… Of course, the thing that really stands out about him is his big cock hanging down between his legs. That monster cock is like an elephant’s trunk. You say to me, “OMG it isn’t even hard yet”. My response is to laugh in your ear. You know I am enjoying every minute of this emasculating call.

Cock Mocking Phone Sex is Embarassing but Arousing for you!

I can get out the measuring tape and measure that big dick. Of course, that means I will be measuring your small penis too! If that doesn’t humiliate you and make you stutter nothing will. See, it’s bad enough your Mistress is verbally teasing you, but to be embarrassed in front of another man is awkward to say the least. You know he’s going to be laughing at you too. Please, don’t try to cover yourself with your hand, either! Combine that with the blush on your cheeks and you are starting to look like a real sissy bitch. Wouldn’t want to give this man the idea that you want to suck his BBC now, would you? *wink*

Okay, I got off the topic of mocking your teeny weeny for a kinky second. Now, let’s get back to comparing cocks. Would it feel awkward for you to put your tiny cock on top of his huge one? You know, so it looks like your teeny weeny is riding a big, veiny, rocket. Look at how much bigger his veiny monster is! If he is uncut I am definitely going to tug his foreskin down over the head of your small cock. Imagine how his foreskin would feel on your clit? If he leaks pre-cum onto the tip of your cock you can consider yourself marked. Does it make you jealous to see me stroking his meat while I only have to use my thumb and forefinger to pinch yours?

If you want to have some kinky big cock vs little cock fun with me give this verbal Humiliatrix a call and let’s play!

Premature Ejaculation Phone Sex

Lets discuss premature ejaculation phone sex humiliation, shall we? Whats worse? A small penis that squirts after barely a flick and a tickle or a big dick that busts its nut after barely getting it in. I thinks both are awful but if you have a large dick that you cannot control that is worse than having a tiny cock that dribbles at just the mere thought of pussy. See, the difference here is, unlike a small penis, a large cock will get its chance to slide into a tight wet box, right? At least you tiny guys know you don’t stand a chance at tapping some hot pussy. That makes the big dick guy an asshole. Those guys need to be verbally humiliated till there isn’t the tiniest bit left of their male ego. At least the tiny cock isn’t fooling anybody, right?

Lets face it, no woman is going to enjoy sex with you. Let me spell it out for you. Girls want to orgasm too! We don’t want to fake it. Yeah yeah, you PE fetish addicts now how to eat pussy real good, right? That’s only going to get you so far. At some point that lady you be lapping is going to want some stunt cock to play with. Ah yes, this is embarrassing for the little dicky that masturbates like a jack rabbit but its also embarrassing for the bigger dick who has to sit back and watch his lady get pounded by another man. Stunt cock is perfect solution for your humiliating situation.

Just like a stunt man in the movies a stunt cock will take on kinky scenes that are very physical. In your own personal movie you would have a rugged, sexy, man do all your hard stunts for you. I know that premature ejaculation phone sex makes you feel like a dud but you will get use to it. Even everyday women are making demands in relationships. They want to get their pussies pounded off by someone who can get the job done. Obviously that isn’t you. You are kinky cuckold material though, aren’t you? Take your useless dick and tuck it up between your ass cheeks while you watch another man take care of your mistress. Or if you dick is too small to tuck anywhere you can put your ass in some cute panties. This mistress adores panty boys!

If you happen to cum fast or without permission I have some humiliating ideas on how to teach you a lesson. I wonder how good of a cock sucker you are, for example? Don’t be shy, lots of three pump chumps have bisexual and cock curious fantasies. It stems from the desire to see if the grass is greener on the other side and it is! I also think some serious tease and denial work is necessary to break you of your bad habits.

Premature ejaculation phone sex happens because you allow yourself to masturbate all the damn time. You have it down to a fine art. The remote times you get near a sexy fox your dick is ready to explode in your pants. Its really sad but you need some major cock control lessons! You need to be re-trained to wait your turn! Remember, its ladies first, dick pincher.

Bisexual Phone Sex

I would have to say that many of the kinky calls The Happy Humiliatrix gets are bisexual phone sex themed. It is quite a common fantasy, I assure you, but for a lot of men it’s the most embarrassing thing to admit. That fact is quite delicious for me. This mistress enjoys making you feel uncomfortable and aroused at the same time. Hearing you stutter a tiny bit while you confess your desire for big cock delights this mean bitch to no end. I like hearing what kind of cock you fantasize about, and all the other sordid details.

Are you blushing a tiny bit on the other end of the phone? Is the stirring in your loins making your asshole tighten in anticipation of a big dirty dick in your wet mouth? This is all about giving up the control, my dear boy and you will have to hand over all the power to your Mistress. A cock sucking bitch has no power unless you consider how awesome you are at blowing dick, a negotiation tool? Think again. Remember, I said that cock curious calls were common? You and your cum hole are a dime a dozen. Don’t be a silly cock sucker and ruin your chance at serving this Femme Domme.

I think you need my presence during your bisexual phone sex fantasy

To venture out on your own to suck dick is way too gay for you. That makes me laugh. You think its less gay to if I tell you to kneel and kiss the head of his cock, yes? If this sexy fetish mistress whispers encouraging words, “like good boy” or you “suck cock so good” does that make taking a big load of jizz a little easier? Of course, some of you blow job size queens are right out in the open and not so shy. I do enjoy the nasty dick sucker call, too. Your slutty enthusiasm for big dick makes for a very dirty glory hole session.

If you crave the presence of a verbal humiliation Mistress to demand the very best of you and your cock sucking mouth, then we should definitely talk. I won’t shy away from pushing you to bend over like a delicate sissy flower, either. You already know the next step is to take it right up your sissy ass. Some of you pegging addicts play with your wife’s sex toys already. Bet that’s another dirty secret she doesn’t know huh? Don’t try and convince me you are some innocent cock curious novice, because we both know that isn’t true. You have been fantasizing about a big dominant cock in your mouth while pegging yourself for a while now.

Bi Curious Phone Sex

Hey, my bi curious phone sex jerk off monkeys! How many of you secretly dream of being the worlds best blow job queen? Lets see some hands? Oh wait, you would have to take them off your dickies first, ha! That’s a tough one for you dick tuggers. Keep in mind, slut if you are tugging on your cock while reading a blog about sucking cock that means you are aroused on by it. Gotcha again. You can never outwit your Happy Humiliatrix because I am on to you. I am always entertained by those of you who try to convince me you don’t really want to suck a big, fat, juicy, cock. I don’t believe you but if it makes you feel better wipe the fantasy jizz off your dirty chin and blab away.

The saying, “good things come in small packages” doesn’t apply here does it? Bisexual boys are the biggest size queens. When they describe the perfect cock its not your average Joe’s 6 inch wiener they gush on about, it’s a meaty cock they crave. It has to be fat and long, with a huge helmet on it. And just for your FYI these cock sucking sluts have to earn that load. I’m never going to just say “okay, suck it.” Your mistress wants you to put on a show for me. I want you to beg your kinky Mistress for permission to tongue his balls and slurp up and down on that veiny shaft.

I Expect the Very Best of my Bi Curious Phone Sex Cock Suckers

You see, my world of kinky domination I demand the best. Eager cock suckers are going to learn the art of cock sucking and how to apply it to all their bisexual fantasies. You are going to learn and practice the art of deliberate cock teasing. Those lips are meant for kissing and rubbing all over his cock, not just for milking it. You will learn to pay attention to your hung stud’s fat balls. Even giving a sloppy wet blow job takes dedication to get it right. That’s probably your favourite part. You dirty boys love to get nasty, don’t you?

Of course, the best part is encouraging you swallow every last drop of his gooey cum. This part of a bi curious phone sex call is hard on novices. With my encouragement you learn to love the load. Yes, you too will acquire an addiction to other men’s spunk! There is no shame in having a cum fetish because that’s all part of being an amazing cock sucking slut. Spitting is not allowed and will only be met with kinky punishment. Don’t worry we can start small if you need to. You can always eat your own load for me on the first few calls. Oh yeah, that’s another dirty fetish I love. CEI is very entertaining, slaves.

Premature Ejaculation Phone Sex

I truly believe all cock should be on a leash but when it comes to premature ejaculation phone sex they should be on a leash with a muzzle. How else will you learn to not burp your worm at the slightest breeze? I can hear you all now, Mistress Stesha, I do not blow my load at the slightest breeze!” I can hear the disgruntled whining as I type. If you think you are going to convince me you have any control over your cock, instead of being a 2 pump chump, you might as well stop now. I am actually laughing as I type because I have heard all the wild tales of a dude’s sexual prowess, and its all BS. If I let you go on on its only because you are amusing me.

The proof is in the pudding ::gag:: Sorry, I felt a little nauseous there. I am getting my stop watch out and I am going to time how long it takes for you to bash your bishop. Imagine my yawning and infinite boredom as you yank on your dicky. Luckily for me this won’t take too long. You PE hand humper’s never last long. Wow, you’re grunting really hard. Gee, how sexy. You knew I would work some serious verbal humiliation and ruined orgasm fun into this domination session. You make it all too easy for me.

Chronic masturbation is really a big issue for you premature ejaculation phone sex puppets, isn’t it?

Your wife or blow up doll must be so satisfied. Want to bet she’s making babies with someone else? I am giggling pretty hard now, dick pincher. Yeah, I know some of you PE boys have big dicks. So what? Big deal. If you cum before you get the head in you aren’t much good for anything. And really? What a waste of cock meat. Its actually even worse that your dick might be big enough for this ride. I have my doubts, anyways, when a premature ejaculation jerk off tells me his dick is big. Most of you can barely find that thing when its cold out. Now there is an embarrassing small penis humiliation truth.

Want to convince me otherwise? Give The Happy Humiliatrix a call. I will let you say your piece, but then it’s my turn.

Sissy Phone Sex Dreams of a Real Vagina

Girlish, feminine, sissy phone sex boys are so much fun to tease! Okay, my brand of sweet sissy teasing is a hot mix of small penis humiliation, verbal teasing, and pegging training. Especially, for those of you who wish you could be a real girl. There are varying shades of panty boys on the sissy spectrum. I love the ones who not only know they are very feminine but also wish they were real girls. You get all the “vagina curious” bells and whistles with these girly fem boy types They want to become a real woman, even if its just for the duration of a domination fantasy.

I love the frilly dedication it takes to go that extra mile. They don’t want to talk about their little dick but rather their big clitoris. They want to believe they have a real vagina and learn everything there is to learn about being a female. What its like to masturbate when you have a pussy, for example? They want their mistress to teach them how to touch and give pleasure to themselves as a woman. This might involve sex toys like dildos and vibrators or even fantasizing about a big cock fucking them and giving them waves of orgasmic pussy pleasure. They need to know how that feels for a girl.

Their desire to be feminized, beyond just panties, often comes out as one of their naughty secrets. These sissy phone sex callers will express their jealousy at women who get to wear silk, satin, stocking and high heels. They want to be pretty girls too! Men miss out on the sensual fabrics and dainty things that women get to wear. Maybe, the sissy on the phone is wearing stockings and garters or even a baby doll nighty. Others take their feminization even further with make up, wigs and dresses! This Mistress adores the dedication some of her more extreme sissies go to so they can feel like a real girl.

With a good dose of cock control I can work a panty boy into a frenzy with her fingers and toys. Verbal humiliation and masturbation instructions are a panty boy caller’s favourites! Especially, under the guise of flicking their sissy bean and fingering their tight pussy it can be quite titillating. What can even be more thrilling for some is having their own fantasy boyfriend to please.

I can vividly remember one cock curious nancy boy telling me he loved the idea of waiting for his hung lover to get home so that he could drop to his knees and pleasure him. Wearing sexy lingerie, make up and high heels, of course! He was even in the process of letting his hair grow long so he could feel more girly. He wanted to be the glamorous, cock pleasing, sissy girlfriend 24/7! Now, that’s some dedication!